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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby RayMan » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:32 am

leafsfan9917 wrote:nah he was like 12... maybe if I was in my home town I might have, but here he would have gone crying to his parents and chances are a police car would have shown up at my door.


...he wouldn't have gone home crying if you hit him hard enough...
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby leafsfan9917 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:48 am

haha, good point :P
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby orange » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:34 pm

RayMan wrote:
leafsfan9917 wrote:nah he was like 12... maybe if I was in my home town I might have, but here he would have gone crying to his parents and chances are a police car would have shown up at my door.


...he wouldn't have gone home crying if you hit him hard enough...

I can totally imagine you as a dad.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby RayMan » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:31 pm

orange wrote:
RayMan wrote:
leafsfan9917 wrote:nah he was like 12... maybe if I was in my home town I might have, but here he would have gone crying to his parents and chances are a police car would have shown up at my door.


...he wouldn't have gone home crying if you hit him hard enough...

I can totally imagine you as a dad.


...please don't tell my wife that lol.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Ataylor0 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:41 pm

RayMan wrote:
leafsfan9917 wrote:nah he was like 12... maybe if I was in my home town I might have, but here he would have gone crying to his parents and chances are a police car would have shown up at my door.


...he wouldn't have gone home crying if you hit him hard enough...

Haha!! Love this!
Just the image of a kid going koshed between the eyes with a wrench and leaf going 'Oh Sh1t...'
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby leafsfan9917 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:07 pm

see Andy? I was making a joke about not being good at comebacks and throwing a wrench at someone (I know it wasnt very funny but it was still topical) and then everyone starts talking about what I said... its not my fault it went off topic in this case... often times I wont join in a topic but will follow it and at some point someone mentions  me or something like that (I dont really mind I am not wining you guys pick on me or anything like that I have tougher skin than that)

anyway... andy I see you have an unrestricted license in two days! congratulations. Do you think you will be getting that blue Kawasaki?
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby RayMan » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:14 pm

leafsfan9917 wrote:see Andy? I was making a joke about not being good at comebacks and throwing a wrench at someone (I know it wasnt very funny but it was still topical) and then everyone starts talking about what I said... its not my fault it went off topic in this case... often times I wont join in a topic but will follow it and at some point someone mentions  me or something like that (I dont really mind I am not wining you guys pick on me or anything like that I have tougher skin than that)

anyway... andy I see you have an unrestricted license in two days! congratulations. Do you think you will be getting that blue Kawasaki?


I believe that is 2 months leaf.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby G3ff » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:32 pm

That whole restriction thing is so weird. Makes sense though, but still it seems weird. Here you could buy a busa at 16 if you wanted to
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Ataylor0 » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:51 pm

leafsfan9917 wrote:see Andy? I was making a joke about not being good at comebacks and throwing a wrench at someone (I know it wasnt very funny but it was still topical) and then everyone starts talking about what I said... its not my fault it went off topic in this case... often times I wont join in a topic but will follow it and at some point someone mentions  me or something like that (I dont really mind I am not wining you guys pick on me or anything like that I have tougher skin than that)

anyway... andy I see you have an unrestricted license in two days! congratulations. Do you think you will be getting that blue Kawasaki?


Whats all that about mate?
Whos been saying what?

Yeah 2 months, WISH it was 2 days!
I hope ill get that Blue Kawi yeah!

Its an annoying system with the restriction here, but i guess it makes sense, makes people better riders.. sort of.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby LithCS » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:08 pm

It would make more sense if you could progress gradually, Maybe half a year 25kW, then up to 50kW for half a year, then unrestricted.

There´s no sense in restricting learners to 34hp to then flip over when you try and gun your 200hp bike.

Flawed system in my opinion, thank god I didn´t participate to it. Heard this year they´re going to implement more stages, restricted riding till your 24th, with 4(?) stages to complete.

Meanwhile, mr. cardriver gets his license, steps in his dad's/uncle's gumpert apollo, trashes it on the autobahn at 300kph, and noone even thinks about restricting cars for learner drivers.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Ataylor0 » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:18 pm

LithCS wrote:It would make more sense if you could progress gradually, Maybe half a year 25kW, then up to 50kW for half a year, then unrestricted.

There´s no sense in restricting learners to 34hp to then flip over when you try and gun your 200hp bike.

Flawed system in my opinion, thank god I didn´t participate to it. Heard this year they´re going to implement more stages, restricted riding till your 24th, with 4(?) stages to complete.

Meanwhile, mr. cardriver gets his license, steps in his dad's/uncle's gumpert apollo, trashes it on the autobahn at 300kph, and noone even thinks about restricting cars for learner drivers.




I know what you mean.. I could go from a 250 to a Hayabusa and wreck it because im not used to the power..

I think they are brining in a new system in the UK,
16 - 50
17 - 125
19 - 400
24 - Full

Something like that, though it may have been ditched.

Cars really should have a restriction...
So people like me cant go straight and drive a Z4 XD
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby misteroldschool » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:20 pm

my gosh 24 untill you can go over 400cc, thats depressing. none of the bikes iv ever owned have been under 500cc and im only 20 lol i like to go fast :)
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