Strandern wrote:Scram_UK wrote:Hey.... the sister will start to look rather tempting the longer you go without....
It's like being stuck on a desert island with a fat kid and no food. Gotta do what you gotta do to get by
Just teasing....kind of.
Kill him, rip him open, eat all innards, rip off legs, put him on the water, sit in him and start using the legs as oars?
I, personally, would slit his belly, pull out and eat the innards, sew up the slit, wait for him to become bloated from the gases and then use his hollow body as a hot air balloon to escape, but you know, whatever works.