Re: Got my knee down... On a bicycle.

[leafsfan9917]

well, this may not be the place to post it but I got kicked by a horse..... lovley

[ShiftPlusOne]

That's why you don't stand behind a horse, numbnuts (with all due respect).

[leafsfan9917]

it wasnt my fault, we went on a school thing and I am fairly farmiliar with horses, what happened was when one of the teachers got on their horse it turned around 180 degrese. when it did this another horse got pissed off and tried to bite it, this caused the teachers horse to kick straight back which unfortunatly hit my horse square in the chest, my horse just went nuts and started jumping around and kicking and biteing at any horse in sight with me still on it. of course the other horses got spooked too so it was absolute meyham, after that a horse tried to kick my horse in the side and clipped my leg pretty good.

its not the first time I have been kicked, last summer I was helping people at a farm with their horses alot and accidents happen sometimes, I have been tossed off a number of times as well

[ShiftPlusOne]

They should restrict the horsepower on those things.

[shiznit565]

the teacher probably got up on the right-hand side and stepped on the horse's muffler.

....horses DO have mufflers.... right?

[Ataylor0]

the teacher probably got up on the right-hand side and stepped on the horse's muffler.

....horses DO have mufflers.... right?

yeah that hole under the tail.

[Heartlesspinto]

I have been tossed off a number of times as well

Me too. Sadly, most of the time by myself though.

[leafsfan9917]

HP is that supposed to be some sort of innuendo or are you really talking about horses?

or both? EWWW dirty thought!

[Ataylor0]

Milking a horse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFy1r83a ... re=related

Tried to find the Jackass one, but i couldnt

[leafsfan9917]

I REALLY didnt need to see that, the horse practically falls asleep after though

[Trebor]

You gotta love bikecycles man, alot of fun unless your going down a steep hill and one of your so called mates in front spits in the air and you get a face/mouthfull of it, funny when you do it though. Being older i realise how disgussting that is but as a kid that shit was funny but quite dangerous. You should get one of those plastic cartons of pop, do whatever you want with the pop but jam the plastic between something on the back wheel, preferably the back brake legs (don't know what they are called) that hold the rubber bits, as the wheel turns agaisnt the plastic it sounds abit of like a scooter but quetier.

Worst injury i've seen on a bikecycle has to be when me and 2 mates just messin about, we were on concrete but one mate rode over a big ditch that was covered with fairly long grass that was growin out of it. Anyway he was on a mountain bike and as most of the front tyre went into the ditch he fell forward and he slammed his bollocks on the part that connects the handle bars to the body frame. He was like  :(, we were like but moved onto  :D, don't think he could  /wanker for a while. Lol, had to be done.

[leafsfan9917]

by the way you get on horses left hand side because they have a lot of vital organs on the right... I think, could just be a myth, I mean I have gotten on the right hand side before and it works okay they just dont seem to like it, plus most people have stronger right legs which makes getting your leg up in the air and swinging it around for mounting and dismounting easier I guess

[purkle]

you get on a horse from the left hand side because the right hand side is where it keeps the concealed ray gun for blasting space aliens and religious nuts.

you don't want that shit to go off without prior warning.

[shiznit565]

you get on a horse from the left hand side because the right hand side is where it keeps the concealed ray gun for blasting space aliens and religious nuts.

you don't want that shit to go off without prior warning.

That sounds about right to me

[Ataylor0]

I REALLY didnt need to see that, the horse practically falls asleep after though

Haha, i never noticed that!!
The horse is just out cold!