Bank robbery ends in motorcycle crash

[Strandern]

Why not just rig the bike? Give it like...0,00001 liters of fuel, so it runs for a few yards, then stops and the guy can be arrested?

[Trebor]

If i was him i would have been thinking "fuck, i should've asked for a tank or a helicopter".
He was asking for this when he asked for the bike, or as someone said above, he should have just asked them to shoot him, point blank, in the face, with a rocket launcher.

[Ozwerks]

Why not just rig the bike? Give it like...0,00001 liters of fuel, so it runs for a few yards, then stops and the guy can be arrested?

that would be the perfect thing to but this is the cops we're talking about

[orange]

Orange, that wasnt long after the Madrid terrorist bombing. The police werent going to allow anyone to fuck with them. Fucker got what he deserved!

Yeah, not in the mood for leniency, still doesn't sit well with me. Couldn't they have given him a bicycle? Now THAT would have been funny.

[DCTim]

He wouldnt have come out for that. H would've just stayed holed up in the bank.

[G3ff]

My god. Why did they have to do that? That poor bike. Screw the guy he got what he deserved, but the bike! Oh the bike! *sobs*

[orange]

He wouldnt have come out for that. H would've just stayed holed up in the bank.

I was joking. But come on, a bicycle would have been very funny, without wasting thousands of pounds and making poor G3ff cry. Everyone wins!!!!!! (apart from criminal dude but he's beside the point)