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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby misteroldschool » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:31 am

lol wut?
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby RayMan » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:52 am

misteroldschool wrote:lol wut?


He called you brainless.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby misteroldschool » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:55 am

oh :(
"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!'" -fry

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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby RayMan » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:56 am

misteroldschool wrote:oh :(


Yeah :(

Though I think the fact you didn't understand it lends credence to the theory!
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Heartlesspinto » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:25 am

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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby bloodhay » Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:16 am

mr oldschool now is where your respond with
"if i wanted lip i just would've unzipped my fly"
You ain't drunk till you shit yourself......... WTF? well in that case i have never been drunk :S!
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby misteroldschool » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:30 am

i have no freaking clue as to whats going on, just like that one time this canadian guy was yelling at me in french i just stared untill he moved along
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby RayMan » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:02 pm

misteroldschool wrote:i have no freaking clue as to whats going on, just like that one time this canadian guy was yelling at me in french i just stared untill he moved along


...you're as bad as leaf sometimes. lol.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Heartlesspinto » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:29 pm

No, this is where he tells bloodhay that if he wanted his own comeback, he'd wipe it off his mom's face.

Edit for clarity: i meant that he'd wipe it off bloodhay's mom's face....but hey works either way :)
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Paradon » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:06 am

Poor old school. *pets*
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby misteroldschool » Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:08 am

purrrrr purrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby h0ax » Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:18 am

few oldies....i apologize if they have already been used I am just to lazy to read through all the pages to be honest.  I don't really use comebacks myself but these are the two that I have used most depending on the gender :)

listen, if i wanted comeback from you, id scrape the back of ur throat

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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby bloodhay » Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:31 am

naaww the best come back is

NAW fuck fuccking you! - Re dubbed tin tin is awesome.
You ain't drunk till you shit yourself......... WTF? well in that case i have never been drunk :S!
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby Mahakid » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:06 am

me and a friend of mine used to talk shit to each other whenever the class go really quite so the class could hear.
the best one went like this.

Me: He friend do you know who likes you?
Friend: who?
Me: NO ONE

well atleast we thought it was funny. i had to retire it after i said because its one of those you can only use once.
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Re: Your best comebacks

Postby orange » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:53 pm

Fail!
Not as failed as your mommas abortion!

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