Jokes!

[DCTim]

The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe.

Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?

[shiznit565]

a little teenaged girl asked her mom "Do babies come from where boys stick there penises in" in which the mother replied "Yes sweetie"  the girl then said "wouldn't your teeth break when the baby comes out?"

[Aaaaaaasd1]

One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. "Because you are the only two animals I have ever seen", the frog said. "I will grant you both three wishes. bear, you go first."

The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish the bear was gay."

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I felt a bit fed up today so to cheer myself up I watched my wedding video backwards.

I love the end bit where I take my ring off, go back down the aisle, jump in the car and fuck off.

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[Ataylor0]

**** you Ataylor0 you suck.  My sister did work experience in downing street with him!

And?
Hes still a tosser.

[Jerkub]

Whats the hardest thing about nailing a baby to the wall?


My cock.

[Juice]

Whats the hardest thing about nailing a baby to the wall?


My cock.

Wut?

I think you need to look up the definition of 'funny'

[spectre]

whats the best part of nailing a baby to the wall?








ripping it off

[Heartlesspinto]

Whats the hardest thing about nailing a baby to the wall?


My cock.

Holy shit that's disturbing.

[misteroldschool]

i dont get it

[Heartlesspinto]

i dont get it

Please, nobody explain that joke.

[NotHisRealName]

I'm almost ashamed to say I lol'ed at that.

[JollyRoger]

i dont get it

Please, nobody explain that joke.

lol the amount of sick twisted perverted shit on this forum and suddenly people pipe up at some dodgy pedo/dark jokes?!!

cummaaaaaan people!!!!!

[misteroldschool]

im going to skip the beginning of this joke and just go straight to the punchline

bicycles

[Ataylor0]

Womens rights.. Giggidy..

[JollyRoger]

Womens rights.. Giggidy..

tee hee hee!! always makes me chuckle that much better when women who get wound up easily are present!